Friday 11 September 2015

FILMY DIALOGUES IN CA STYLE

FILMY DIALOGUES IN CA STYLE

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Hey Guys. We are back with some more awesomeness for you. We know that a CA Student lives always in a stress. So Team CA GROUPS has decided to remove some of your stress by posting something humor which is directly related to our Professional Life. Today, we are Posting Some Famous Movies Dialogue in CA Style... You can suggest More dialogues by commenting below.... Here are some of the famous Dialogues...
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1. ICAI (Dabbang)
“hum tumhe itna syllabus denge ki confuse ho jaaoge first group pehle de ya second”
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2. When articles don't get any solid points in audit (Sholay)
“ICAI ke bacchon,Poora ek mahina tha or tum paanch articles, phir bhi wapis aa gye khaali haath, kya samajh kar aaye the ki CA bhot kuss hoga sabasi dega, dhik-kar hai”
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3. Students after article ship (Kick)
“Pehle aati thi haale dil pe hassi, ab kisi baat pe nhi aati”
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4. During audit (Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani)
“Audits mithai ke dabbe jaise hote hai, kholo toh sirf ek point nhi nikaal skte.”
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5. Article’s promise to CA (Gangs of Wasseypur)
“Holding ka, subsidiary ka, associate ka sbka audit krega re tera article”
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6. ICAI to student (Nana Patekar - Krantiveer)
“Ye dekh demerger ka question, ye amalgamation ka, dono ka milaya, ab bta demerger ka konsa or amalgamation ka konsa”
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7. During articleship, while you are on exam leave and your principle calls you (Dhadkan)
“Tum mujhe bhul jaayo ye ho nhi skta, main tumhe bhula du ye main hone nhi dunga”
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8. Getting free meals on audit (Om Shanit Om)
“I'm feeling like the king of the world”
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9. When your CA ask you to leave your findings during audit or neglect it (DDLJ)
“Hey chottu! Bade bade audits mein chotti chotti galtiyan hoti rehti hai”
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10. CA fighting with MBA (Ghatak)
“Ye 8 kitabon ka bhaar jab kisi pe pdta hai na, tab aadmi uthta nhi uth jaata hai”
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11. Income tax officer during hearing (Zanjeer)
“Jab tak baithne ko na kaha jaaye sharafat se khade raho. Ye income tax ka daftar hai tumhare CA ka office nhi.”
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12. Even your attempt humiliates you (Dhoom)
“Tumhare saamne se nikal jaayunga or tum pakad bhi nhi paaoge”
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13. Institute to students (Gangs of Wasseypur)
“Revaluation mein ek bhi number nhi bdaenge, keh ke lenge uski”
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14. Your thoughts-when you asked for exam leave (Paan Singh Tomar)
“Saala late night baithe, kisi ne na puchiyo, abhi exam leave mangi toh sbhi naam jap raye.”
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15. My final dialogue for you all (Anand)
“Hum sab rangmanch ki kathputliyan hai, jiski dor ICAI ke haath mein hai, kab kon CA bnega koi nahin bta skta”
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Credit Priya Maheshwari

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